He aquí una carta satírica escrita en el web KansasMorons (literalmente, gilipollas de Kansas) sobre el nuevo auge del creacionismo que allí impera. Si Darwin levantara la cabeza…

Dear Kansas Teahching Proffsional,

As you probibally had already herd, The
Kansas Bored of Edukation has recently voted to teach alternatives to
the Theory of Evoluition. As I have said before publicly, Evoluion is
an “age-old fairytale”, as opposed to Intellgient Design, which is
based on faith, bible scripture, and other non-fairytales.

We are also happy to announce that, in
our finite wisdom, we have also decided to redefine the word “Science”
to include the comptemplation of supernatural explanations for natural
phenomenon. I am so excited!

Although this will now allow Kansas
Science teachers to teach Witchcraft, Satanism, VooDoo Worship, and
Advanced Flat-Earth Theory, right along with our right-wing Christian
views of science, we feel that we owe it to our students who would
otherwise only be exposed to boring old logical and rational ways of
thinking.

With that, I am happy to present to you
a copy of the new “Intelligent Design Teachers Guide”. Please use it to
stimulate conversation, but also feel free to branch out and encourage
your students to invent intelligent design theories of their own. This
learning package was also supposed to include a Ouija Board, candles,
incense, and a Magic 8 Ball, but the budget wouldn’t permit it. If I’m
re-elected and not ousted by some fancy “book-learnin’ elitest,
sexular-humanest”, I plege to get you those things, God willing.

We hope you make the most of this
material, and support our crusade to destroy the pubic edukiton system,
and to keep Kansas the laughing stock of the Nation.

Sinsurly,

P.S. This is a parody for those of you who don’t get humor, sarcasm or irony.